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The Shit That Killed Elvis 

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.
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Covid only killed older people 

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

kitty cat killer 

Someone usually male who has a lot of sex.
I am a kitty cat killer.
kitty cat killer by anonymous December 3, 2023

lemonade that kills you 

a super-caffeinated “charged” lemonade from Panera that may be responsible for several deaths
I’m at Panera drinking the lemonade that kills you.
lemonade that kills you by asamota December 11, 2023

Stiff Dick Baby Killer 

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible 

Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel
Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(