hot penis pie

A weiner with some applesauce on it.

mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.

hot penis pie by Bad Ass Monkey March 16, 2003

Grolsch Penis Combo 

To have a wank whilst watching porn with a beer bottle in your spare hand.

I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all over the carpet: messy...

Grolsch Penis Combo by Jibber June 13, 2005

crocodile penis 

the thing that crocodiles apparently DO have that is kept in a pouch. and it is bloody and red. and its BIG

damn!! look at that dude!! hes got a crocodile penis!!

crocodile penis by c.e.l. August 13, 2008

Irish Penis 

If italian dicks are the kings, then the Irish dicks are the emperors. Many historians believe that the early Irish people actually killed women juat by having sex with them.

Melissa: "How was your first time, Sofia?"
Sofia: " Ugghh, my ass is so sore.
Melissa: "How come?"
Sofia:" Well, he was irish, so he had that classic Irish penis. Definitely the biggest and most handsome of all penises.

Melissa: Oh, without a doubt.

Irish Penis by IrishBeast June 20, 2015

Big Penis Remix 

a remix, that is most commonly made by using the penile shaft of a man to give a song a slapping sound for increased bass, this also provides an intense orgasm for the listener

"oh my that 'the geeks were right (big penis remix)' was so amazing"
-Hunter
"Oh yeah i know, it gave me a boner"
-Manny

Big Penis Remix by uncircumsizedrod March 1, 2009

Giant Black Penis 

one of the many things i wish i had

If only i wasn't hung like a crayon and had a gian black penis

Giant Black Penis by asymptote October 23, 2003

seasoned penis 

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

seasoned penis by DJD December 20, 2003