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Honking The Weasel 

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.
Honking The Weasel by Robert El Paso September 3, 2009

Choking the weasel 

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

Cheeky cheese weasel 

Cheeky cheese weasel is a adjective used by English speaking people, particularly Australians from the Pilbara Region.

1. it is a word used to describe someone who does something or says something sort of disrespectful and sometimes rude, but says it in a cunning and playful way meaning no disrespect to the person it is directed at.

2. can also be used in a more serious way i.e if you found out that one of your friends has been talking behind your back, you might say that she is a "cheeky little cheese weasel"
Did you see the news last night? There was an interview with that cheeky cheese weasel, Corey Worthington Delaney's from Melbourne who hosted that house party at his parents place while they were away and he posted it on Facebook like that Project X party.

You have to see the interview, he is such a cheeky cheese weasel! If you missed it just google his name on YouTube and you should be able to find it.
Cheeky cheese weasel by YOTO March 27, 2017

bum weasel 

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus
man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel

Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
Stashing the weasel by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007

Ben Weasel 

Verb.

To punch a woman in the face. Named for punk rock/ woman-hating icon Ben Foster of the group Screeching Weasel.
Dude, did you see Mark last night? This bitch wouldn't fuck him so he Ben Weaseled her.

This slut at the bar was just asking for a Ben Weasel.

Linda: "My brain hurts from when Greg Ben Weaseled me"
Ben Weasel by alex121212 April 19, 2011