a heater

During a lapdance when a stripper places her mouth on your penis ontop of the pants and exhales, in turn causing a warm sensation in your crotch.

"How was your dance?"

"Awesome, the whore gave me a heater!"

by Evan Weber June 11, 2008

Heterofag

Straight acting homosexual male.

Wow! He's such a heterofag!

by Darren February 20, 2004

hatterofmad

Sly mother fucker, pimp. Also slacker, lazy bastard.

hatterofmads: Fonzie, James Dean, etc.

Yo, that's one hatterofmad over there.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

heterodeist

A person who believes in a god, but not the same god as any religious organization. A person who elects to personally define the characteristics of the god they believe in.

I'm a heterodeist. Sure, I believe in God, just not your god.

by Shoaler March 8, 2010

Heterobaiting

Showing hetero couples (John and Mary..) on TV shows (Sherlock...) to lure hetero people to them what, obviously, is false information 'cause the TV show is gay AF (And TJLC/Johnlock is OBVIOUSLY real and canon). Mofftiss, the creators of BBC Sherlock, we're the first ones to invent heterobaiting.

"OMG did you saw John and Mary's family photo with their baby? SO CUTE OMG THEY ARE SO IN LOVE AAA-"
"Don't be stupid! They are obviously heterobaiting. I mean, John doesn't like Mary, he likes Sherlock and johnlock is becoming canon in season 4, you silly!"

by LittleFireFly00 December 15, 2016

Your petero a hetero

The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.

Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify

by Iamprotog3nt May 18, 2018

heterochallenged

A being that is sexually involved with a member of the same gender of their species. They are either unable, or refuse to become sexually involved with a being of the opposite sex. Also referred to as "homosexual" "gay" or "homo." In specific situations, the term "Faggot" is used to describe a male, and "Dyke" is used to describe a female. These terms are often associated with a hatred of the heterochallenged by heterosexuals.

He must be heterochallenged to kiss another guy!

by Spanio May 23, 2003