2 definitions by Iamprotog3nt
Attracticefemaletits is a disease where a large worm, typically the length of the infected's flaccid penis, will erect from the male infected crotch and create a bulge in the infected's pants when attractive females are observed. The worm is linked with the brain and renders the disease completely incurable.
Upon initial infection, the worm arises from the crotch and inside the penis, then proceeds to take the shape of it. When an attractive female is found, it will thicken and push forward, forming a bulge in the infected's pants. When an attractive female is no longer present, it will fall back and return to normal size.
Doctors call the awakening of the worm "getting an erection."
When the disease's symptoms arise, it can only be treated with time or with an unattractive female. It is commonly spelled Attractivefemaleitis, but this is false. It's meant to be spelled as Attractivefemaletits, as it was directly derived from the Greeks that found the disease.
Upon initial infection, the worm arises from the crotch and inside the penis, then proceeds to take the shape of it. When an attractive female is found, it will thicken and push forward, forming a bulge in the infected's pants. When an attractive female is no longer present, it will fall back and return to normal size.
Doctors call the awakening of the worm "getting an erection."
When the disease's symptoms arise, it can only be treated with time or with an unattractive female. It is commonly spelled Attractivefemaleitis, but this is false. It's meant to be spelled as Attractivefemaletits, as it was directly derived from the Greeks that found the disease.
John has been caught getting an erection while staring at Jenny, his hot coworker.
John: "Whoops, I'm sorry. I can't control it. I have Attractivefemaletits. I'll just fix that."
John looks towards Jasmine, his ugly coworker. Instantly, the worm disappears.
John: "Whoops, I'm sorry. I can't control it. I have Attractivefemaletits. I'll just fix that."
John looks towards Jasmine, his ugly coworker. Instantly, the worm disappears.
by Iamprotog3nt April 13, 2020
The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.
Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify
by Iamprotog3nt March 30, 2018