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Dumpstar

An individual who can be classified as messy, disorganized, key losing, joint smoking (more than acceptable), nose breaking, Zeus punching, Dirty Bishoping, Hot Carling, Mangina presenting, Dirty Harrying, usually Serbian sonofabitch.
Some common indicators of a Dumpstar include the following:
Food and dishes strewn about/Clothes hapazardly placed in high traffic areas/ lots and lots of roaches in the ashtray/really loud noises(this may or may not be at odd hours of the night)/broken shit everywhere/holes in walls, etc.
"Jeez guys, looks like a bomb went off in here."
~"Yeah, this kid said some shit about Ilija's sister so he got really loud and became an angry Serb...tore this kids head off...I mean clean off! Crazy shit man!"
"Uh, I was talking about the dishes and stuff lying around everywhere."
~"Oh right, well he did a bit of celebrating after his 'great success'."
".....that kid ain't just a dumpster anymore he's a fucking dumpstar!"
by Philip Levi December 21, 2006
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Dumpster Chicken

A Sickly looking Fat Pigeon thats the size of a large Chicken.
I was walking to my car in the downtown parking garage,when I notice I was being gazed on by a bunch of Dumpster Chickens.
by Gorillund May 19, 2018
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Dumpster Fire

A random series of events that are hot messes, train wreaks, colossal fails, that are totally out of your control.
The entire year 2020 was a dumpster fire.
by AutumnRaven December 12, 2020
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dumptext

The act of sending a text message while taking a dump.
This is a dumptext motherfucker! How are you doing buddy?
by kennsem April 7, 2010
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jewish dumptruck.

a Jewish dumptruck is where a person takes a jew's yamacha, and shits in it, and they put it back on.
Kyle was pissed when that islam gave him a jewish dumptruck.
by COTY>< October 22, 2006
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cum dumpster

a girl who fucks and sucks around and prolly swallows cum
i feel like such a cum dumpster i did like half the football team
by xxJadexx January 13, 2009
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cum dumpster

A man who serves as a cum receptacle for other men's love juice. A man who is used thrown out and kicked to the curb after being ass fucked and gobbling jizz. Or a name for an ugly unnatractive person who looks like they done been hit by the ugly stick one too many times.
1.Vitale is such a cum dumpster for other men's sperm.

2.Vitale is Michael's Cum receptacle. He sucks the juice right out of his balls and is then thrown to the wayside.
by MikealR. January 1, 2008
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