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shit and dash 

To go into a restaurant, museum, store, someones house, zoo, aquarium, or other public place, take a shit, and walk out with out paying.
Person 1: I have to shit.
Person 2: Lets go in this restaurant.
Person 1: We cant go in there I dont have money for food.
Person 2: Dont worry about it just shit and dash.
Person 1: Good idea.
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dine and dash 

The lezzy version of a one night stand.
Similar to a coyote ugly, the dine and dash is with lesbians and for other reasons. Usually to avoid them asking you to move in.
dine and dash by killertater April 12, 2014

Poo Dash 

The sudden dash to the toilet before you shit everywhere! This can usually be after a heavy night of drinking and your 'beeriod' takes you by surprise or it can be caused by not pooping for a few days then all of a sudden BAM poo dash.
Ellie: Where did you run off to?

April: ohh i had to Poo Dash.. was borderline shitting myself
Poo Dash by Clivehive August 16, 2011

dine and dash 

Having oral sex with a girl and then quickly leaving.
Yo, I just dine and dash'd on that chick before I had to deal with any of her BS.
dine and dash by beedizzle January 4, 2008

dine and dash 

to have sex with a woman and then leave right after you finish; like a one-night stand but no overnight sleepage.
Dude, I totally dine and dashed this one chick yesterday. I was like "wham bam thank you ma'm" hee hee..
dine and dash by j alex January 3, 2008

slap-dash 

when you four finger spank your girlfriends ass and shove your hand in her anus, and leave inconspicuously
dude he totaly slap-dashed me yesterday
slap-dash by hairy the shitsnail October 19, 2010