choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009

choadochio

lying about ones' penis size and enlargement of same for every lie told, until penis cannot be normally contained in pants, etc

jan: he was a real choadochio, he didn't have much more than a piggie's tail...

such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

Choadler

A dude at a party that is trying to hit on every girl.

"i don't know if I should tell Ray that Todd was groping Lisa and being a total choadler."

by Golden Olden April 4, 2010

choanal atresia

A birth defect, in which one or both nasal passages are blocked off, making it difficult or imposible to breathe through the nose.

He has choanal atresia: bone or skin blocking his nasal passages from his airway.

by Diane789 July 2, 2010

choadenitus

the condition of having a choad.

dude: hurry up and keep jerking!
chick: i cant get a good grip!
dude: i told you i have choadenitus!

by im-not-real August 29, 2010

Chifajizza

A combination Chinese food, fajita & pizza meal.

Also, it means something dirty.

1) Boy I'm hungry, but I have no idea what to choose! I'll have some chifajizza!

2) Damn she looks good tonight. I'd definitely chifajizza that.

by Chifajizza December 23, 2010