choadenitus 

the condition of having a choad.

dude: hurry up and keep jerking!
chick: i cant get a good grip!
dude: i told you i have choadenitus!

choadenitus by im-not-real August 29, 2010

choadtitus 

you think about a choad,crave the choad,have the choad,etc.

Jonathan has choadtitus,and cant stop thinking about the choad

choadtitus by Jonathon & Russell & Ace March 14, 2011