Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
by Mr Boomtastique July 06, 2009
Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.
James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.
by King Kolamc May 30, 2021
by DV78 February 08, 2009
The Trader Joe's parking lot located in Redondo Beach's Riviera Village. This lot is used for the drinking of alcoholic beverages, recreational drug use, and is host to the weekly Sunday "Metal Night" on indie 103.1 FM. The Big Lot is home to Dolphin Boy, The Jesus Guy, and is frequented by many of the colorful hobos living Redondo Beach. Casuals of the Lot include college students in their early twenties.
"Hey Chris, what you doing tonight after work?"
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."
by folkthewhat April 21, 2008
by sjdvs1776 January 07, 2020
by pezz82 July 11, 2011
the definition of a big mac and turns on you and blames people for no reason, makes out with fat boi Baron in the locker room and tries to show it off (obesity in a nutshell)
Girl: hey dude did you hear what Big Tiff did at school?
Boy: no what happened?
Girl: she made out with fat boi baron!
Boy: very nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Boy: no what happened?
Girl: she made out with fat boi baron!
Boy: very nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by ihaveahugecock.com February 15, 2019