Officially known as a Biologically
slow person. This person is legally mentally challenged, and cannot be held responsible for his or her seemingly airheaded or bizarre actions. (For naturally
slow, non-mentally challenged
people, see jigs)
Teacher-"
Class, what halogen on the periodic
table is liquid at room temperature?"
Lonnie-"Oxygen?"
Caitlyn-"WTF?!"
Me-"Oh, no, its okay, Lonnie's bigs."