aspartame arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

by Alex in Scarborough December 14, 2008

tit arse

When someone is really annoying you, it is the first thing that comes into your head and comes out of your mouth, that doesn't really make sense but everyone knows what you mean

"Azoulay your such a tit arse"

by coops29 October 8, 2009

arse weasel

The much maligned admirer of the A-hole. An arse weasel May be seen for several hours lingering around ring pieces.

" I've done told you squire, reframe from sniffing my shfinkter or I'll tear you a new one of your very own to tinker with!... Dirty lil arse weasel

by bohemia84 June 28, 2008

arse end

Anything which is positioned at the back of something.

The boot is at the arse end of the car

by james chadima January 15, 2004

baboon arse

when someone mess things up big time,and it cannot be fixed,

well thank you very much mate ,you have just made a right baboon arse of that one.

by Anna65 February 24, 2009

arse-snot

Mucous that seeps from your anus after a particulary furious night of arse action.

Kim found he had arse-snot running down his leg after a big night at megafist.

by Misterwolf December 29, 2007

arse pirate

"Arse Pirate" is a witty combination of the words "arse" (rear end) and "pirate" (if you don't know, you're an idiot). The phrase is highly versatile and consequently you will find it appropriate the next time you witness a rimming, or an act of homosexual lovin'.

1. Where it simply means gay man - "That arse pirate sure is going for it"
2. By a child (v. rare) "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be an arse pirate"

by stranger December 20, 2004