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AMPlifier 

A sure fire way to create contempt amongst a sales team.
The AMPlifier makes me hate my job.
AMPlifier by choicer April 22, 2009
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AMPlifier 

a platform to direct sales and Account Management Process responsibilities that relies on business intelligence and targeted marketing campaigns.

The concept was created in April of 2008 and later branded as AMPlifier in July of that year by a creative and forward thinking group of interested parties.
"My pipeline for new biz is HUGE this quarter, AMPlifier has been coming up BIG for me."
AMPlifier by streamcrosserSCC April 8, 2009

amplifier 

The thing that puts out the voltages and frequencies that allow speakers to "do their thang". It can be built into them or, if it isn't, be a seperate appliance or in a stereo unit.
My speakers don't go loud enough, they need a more powerful amplifier!

Arse Amplifier 

A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.
Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg
Arse Amplifier by Streaker30 June 1, 2009

human amplifier 

human amplifier

When someone takes earbuds and puts them in thier nose then turns it on full volume presses play and opens thier mouth there by amplifying the song through thier head and the human amplifier
Dude1 "hey man the docking station's broke."
Dude2 "it's ok man just get jimmy his mouth is so big he's the best human amplifier
human amplifier by the king 42 April 18, 2014

amplifart 

When u hold in a fart in class but then it slips out and it is amplified from the hard chair
Damn man that kid in our physics class amplifarts all the time
amplifart by Urmomispoo69 January 1, 2017

Estrogen Amplification

The phenomenon by which females become exponentially "girlier" when they congregate in larger and larger groups. This is thought to be caused by the increased availability of estrogen, the "female" hormone, within a given radius. Some hypothesize that ovaries serve a role in communicating with each other under such circumstances. It should be noted that Estrogen Amplification also occurs in post-menopausal women.
The loud, uncontrolled giggling in the office next to me is the tell-tale sign that 5 or more females are in the same room - surely, estrogen amplification has occurred.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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