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Brocket, Alberta

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.
Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.
by brian red crow August 17, 2006
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umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.
Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.
by twunch March 29, 2007
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Alberto

The name of a male who is laid back & funny. He may have amazing soft brown hair, and his eyes are like dark honey. When the sun hits them, they glow so bright, & you cant help but to just stare. He comes off as quiet or cold, but is secretly loving. Although, he may be the type to be mysterious, as you spend time with him, you start to notice how much he cares. The feeling of comfort, safeness and warmth when in the arms of him. As this begins, you cant help but to get a feeling in you're heart. You may not realize today, or day after that, but as time goes on, no matter what the relation ship may be; friends or lovers, you realize that feeling is love.
"His eyes were like dark honey, skin like caramel, hair soft as a kittens fur"

" Someone sounds head over heels"

" If you were ever to see what i do in Alberto, you would understand"
by A + A <3 July 13, 2021
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albertsons

Lady: "Your store sucks & this bread was supposed to be 3 for a dollar not 2 for a dollar!"
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."
by Steven H. May 31, 2005
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Albertmketv

A snitch ass nigga with a shitty YouTube channel
That Albertmketv nigga a whole bitch
by Misterjack13 January 23, 2020
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MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.
Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)
by raytk12 July 11, 2010
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BBQ chicken alert

When in an nba game, and a scrub center checks into the game, scream this phrase to let everyone know he’s coming in
Shaq:” BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!”
by creasypoo April 30, 2019
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