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apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
by casedilla2 March 14, 2010
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granny apple

When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.
Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.
by NoloD December 4, 2017
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apple pasta

APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer
Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!
by dancer10122 May 30, 2019
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Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science
Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!
by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011
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Smack'd Apples

A cool punk rock band from the Netherlands who throw apples in to the audience every show.
Have you catched a Smack'd Apple?! AWESOME!
The Smack'd Apples have such a great show and their music is fucking good!
by Eric 1993 June 23, 2008
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Carmel Apple

A Carmel Apple is when you're doing anal & when you finish & you pull out covered in a brown glaze.
I just got a Carmel Apple and it wasn't savory kind.
by AGamb1e January 12, 2016
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apple trifecta

n.

(also shortened to "the trifecta")

An owner of the apple trifecta owns a Mac computer/laptop, iPhone, and iPad.
"Hey Keith I just got the new iPad."

-"Don't you already have a macbook pro and an iphone Dale?"

"Yeah I finally have the apple trifecta."
by BlowItByTheO December 28, 2013
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