voliet

This is another way of saying you are having una non tastic time- you may say terrible time on the toilet. 🤷 happens.

It can be used as saying VIOLENT TOILET TIME.

You would want to say this because it is cute 🥰 but also conspicuous 🥸

It may go like this::

“Ahhhh shiitttt”

“What’s happening in there ____?”

“Ahh no no no no no”

“Hey are you alright”

“NO GODDAMNIT I AM HAVING A VOILET!!!! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
… I can’t stand you hearing this”

“I’m sorry, I hope the best for your journeys I can see you are having a hard time right now, I want you to know I got your back if you need anything and I will always love you no matter what. (Sigh) i will give you the space you so desperately deserve and wish for” (walks away)

“(Sniff)………… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!(poop noises and splashes) GAHHG! ARGGGG HAAAAA.. why does my poop have to the the rare voilet..the terrible violent toilet time..”

Or like this

“Whats that screaming?”

“Oh I heard he is having his voilet”

“What?”

“Hah, it’s basically when your shit is so bad you get violent, it’s a really hard time. It’s kinda rare but it’s realllll bad, I’m glad I’ve never had it. Don’t think it runs in my family”

“Huh, sucks for him”

DO NOT go in there, we have this bathroom closed for the rest of the week, someone is having a voliet.

by anonymous March 23, 2024

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volecell

volecells are people who are obsessed with voles. usually members of the voles reddit forum

"dude shes a total volecell"
"yeah, i am too. we met on r/vole"

by doogie7980 March 28, 2024

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Volcel

A person who's totally missing his partner (due to any reason, e.g. many miles of distance etc.).
No dearth of either horniness or willing members of the opposite sex ...
But a Volcel can only go with partner ... and is not just ready, but also happy to wait to be with partner (because time is best devoted to working to be with partner).

Can't get laid but wants to = incel
Can but doesn't want to get laid = celibate
Can but doesn't want to get laid with anyone, but only with partner = volcel

Susan: "My husband was a volcel during his time abroad".
Being separated by the tallest of mountains and the blackest of seas, we've been volcels for a while.

by Yoyo's_timetin April 10, 2024

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Selectively sexual (e.g. monogamous), celibate due to other reasons e.g. currently far from partner.

Tom: "Bro look hot girl we got her, wanna ping her pong?"
"No bro, I'm Volcel".
Pvt. Paul: "Bro we're in the Red light district, wanna hit up a hooker?"
"No bro, I'm Volcel".

by Yoyo's_timetin April 24, 2024

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