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twitter-punk

Verb: to Twitter-punk. To post false information on Twitter in effort to punk news or other media outlets.
She twitter-punked the news and got her fake story on TV.
by Logun July 25, 2016
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twitter court

The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.
“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”

“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”

Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.

Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
by Kussimek January 8, 2021
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Twitter baby

Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.
Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!
by OGhyperV July 1, 2020
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Twitter Failure

1.) A term for someone who rarely ever Tweets on their Twitter account.
2.) Some who has had a Twitter for over a year & has yet to pass 500 tweets.
Sam: @randomname has been on Twitter for a while & has only Tweeted 25 times.

Jill: @randomname is a total Twitter Failure!
by MissCin101 December 9, 2011
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Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.
Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.
by Pseudonymus-Prime July 14, 2010
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Twitter Tever

The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.
Two friends are in Best Buy.

Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.

Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
by TwitterTever December 8, 2010
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crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
by berthablue August 11, 2009
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