top rope

going top rope comes from wrestling - it means completely demolish or eradicate with vigor -

Dude1: Did you see Red get in a fight at Shelby's last night?
Dude2: If you can call it a fight, I guess I did. He went fucking top rope on that twat waffle.

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After a marathon 8 hour Wedding Prep class to satisfy the Catholics, Steve went top rope on a 6 pack to regain his testicles.

by yo soy el pato June 14, 2010

Top Heavy

Something that may fall because of an uneven distribution of weight. In this situation, most of the weight would be distributed at the top of the object, causing it to lose balance and fall.

Dane Cook as a child talking to Kool-Aid man after he breaks into his home: "And they would drink out of him, after debris fell into his open idiot head. Asbestos, lead paint fell into his head. He would pour his fruity blood into glasses, and they would drink his dirty fruity blood out of his open head. No, if that was me, I would be like 'No. No. I don't want a drink from you, I want you to fix this goddamn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here. He's gonna beat me with a toaster, I swear to god bro. This is bulls-No no! Don't touch me! Please. I'll kick you in the legs and you break TOP HEAVY and you will smash.'"

by Bobby From Outterspace July 14, 2006

Top Red

A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else

a few requirements:

- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
- musn't support england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off

"Anyone who wears a replica shirt is a JCL OOT numpty"

- top red

by timmy top red January 2, 2009

Top button

When you button the top button of your shirt

Nick is sure rockin that top button

by azgoose November 13, 2009

Top-Ho

1. Best girlfriend
2. A really, really beautiful woman
3. A great fuck

Barbie's my "top-ho": always enthusiastic, ready to roll me up, take me down. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

top shelf

The best of the best. Usually refers to where wine or liquor are kept in a specialty liquor store. The best stuff is kept at the top for display until someone needs it.

This Don P. is top shelf.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

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by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020