Skip to main content

Definitions by MemesAreMyLife

When an ad sells something for $69
Ad: Buy now for the low price of $69!
Me: 69 haha funny number
$69 by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020

70% Geometry Dash 

When your playing Geometry Dash and your about to die at 69% but you miss and die at 70%. You can no longer die at 69% to show everyone and get top comment.
Person 1: *dies at 70% Geometry Dash*
Person 1: i ded at 70% am sad :(
Person 2: F
Everyone else: F

Top Definition 

This is not Top Definition for Top Definition because it sucks and is 90% bruh
Me: Bruh top definition for top definition on urban dictionary is penis.
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
Me: Bruh
Friend: Bruh
(you get the point)

69 haha funny number 

What is said after someone says 69
Person 1: I'm level 69 get on my level
Person 2: 69 haha funny number

whyfuckinggodwhy 

When your spacey bar breaks and you have an essay due in 5 minutes
Teacher: Your essays are due in 5 minutes
Me: whyfuckinggodwhy

sorry, we couldnt find: 

DUmabss: WHY IS THERE NO RESULTS FOR SORRY, WE COULDNT FIND: DOES NOBODY KNOW THAT OR SOMETHING

Me: No you just can't spell shit