Matt's Dad

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster

1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)

by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009

Matt Kan

To inadvertently reply to the entire HRWhoa! open list when the message
was intended only for the sender of a previous HRWhoa! post.

Origin: May 2005; ME *pullen* (v.), OE *pullian* to pluck, pluck the feathers of, pull, tug; cf. MLG *p=FBlen* to strip off husks, pick, ON *p=FBla*to work hard+ "Matt Kan" - eponym of Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra violinist who replied to the entire list continually to ask about senior sales

Fuck! I just pulled a Matt Kan and now everyone knows I wanted Anicia's Jar
Jar Binks poster!

I really hope I didn't pull a Matt Kan when I declared my undying love and gushing sexual attraction to Jimbo's sideburns...

Adam, I'd love to go to the Pformal with you :-*.

by HRWhoa! October 9, 2008

Matt Hardy

wrestler who has won many tag team championships with his brother Jeff. currently out with a knee injury (it is MVP's fault!)

OMG! Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy are the tag team champions again!

by Karina M March 20, 2008

matt costa

a sweet acoustic musician that emerged from brushfire records, if you like jack johnson you'll like this guy too.

hey.......matt costa is cool

by klobashar October 24, 2006

Big Matt

A batemaster who owns/bates on Andrew Robison and Rick Rea. Will usually find him making fun of kids that play WOW and owning the shit outta them. He thinks its funny how kids tat play WoW get mad.

Guy: Hi I'm playing World Of Warcraft

Big Matt: WoW is for homos

Guy: STFU IMA GO PLAY WORLD OF BATE IN MY MOUTH CRAFT

Big Matt: LMFAO OWNED!

by Batemaster March 7, 2009

Matt In The Hat

A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.

1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!

2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!

by klano klanitis August 13, 2010

matt rubano

short bassist of taking back sunday. super sweet and awesome and funny and kickass.

matt rubano is my midgie

by Roxanne February 10, 2004