q-laid

Drinks at a gay bar (Queers are taking the word Queer back!)

Let's go downtown and have some Q-laid and dance!

by Spokie June 24, 2015

Laid Off

Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,

only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.

"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".

by jon_public November 10, 2009

cunt lair

The Cunt Lair is the skeeviest place to bring a girl. It is located above Jeff's room. No fat chicks allowed. You can rip fat hits from Mini Hulk is necessary. Commander has priority. He is at the top of the hierarchy. Mastiffs are welcome.

I was chillin in the Cunt Lair and I dropped a blunt through the hoop to Alex, who was on the bed.

We all brought our hoes back to the Cunt Lair for an insane orgy.

We ripped mini hulk in the CL( aka Cunt lair).

by StrangeSkeevy January 6, 2008

laid out

Having lounged around in the sun in a bikini all day for the sole purpose of getting a tan. Activity is usually accompanied by margaritas and is done poolside or at a beach. A favorite pastime of females in warm climates or on vacation.

Guy: What'd you do today?
Girl: Aww, nothing. Just hung around by the pool and laid out.

by beeuuutiful May 24, 2008

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003

Foot in lard

when you are fucking a really fat chick and when u pull out if feels like your penis is stuck in mud

I was drunk at a party and nailed a fat chick. It was total foot in lard with not enough lub in the world.

by .:jaxXx July 11, 2009

get laid

something a guy thinks he will get if he listens to dashboard well he won't because the girl wil think he is sweet and she would wanna be with him not on him

guys are such pussys

by some call me butter buns haha March 3, 2005