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getting laid 

what we live for but never achieve
john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard
getting laid by thechas3 September 29, 2020
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getting laid 

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.
getting laid by manda March 21, 2005

Getting Laid 

vaginal intercourse
Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job
Getting Laid by Teachyoualesson July 23, 2008

getting laid by 

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.
"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."
getting laid by by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club 

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.
The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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