Jewish Tourettes

When something a jew really wants to buy but when he sees the price he freaks out and goes into cardiac arrest and dies.

chaz had jewish tourettes when he saw that the bread went up 50 cents.

by s.r.c.m October 12, 2009

jewish monkey

someone who is not quite polite to one.

<guy>yo, so did you see that one guy last night at the party?
<other guy>i dont know, was it the annoying one?
<guy>yeah, he is such a jewish monkey.
<other guy>hells yeah

by damion February 21, 2005

jewishes

a hiltonism, referring to more than one jew. also refers to judaism as a whole.

I wonder how the jewishes felt about that.

The mormons and the jewishes are in no way related.

by TEEJSTAH January 28, 2010

jewish curse

having terrible body odor and being a big loser jerk

Beth totaly has the jewish curse.

by carlos espanoza December 21, 2008

Jewish Sparkle

A person who possesses a certain charm that only the Jewish can acquire.

Person 1: Frankie is oddly charming
Person 2: Yes, she certainly has that Jewish Sparkle.

by MooTheJew December 11, 2016

jewishnazi

Any person who hates other members of his/her own race and/or religion

"Is Joseph a Jehovah's Witness?"
"Yeah, but he's a hardcore jewishnazi.He hates those dirty bastards!"

by tgyalreyr dhiuctkcehyens September 8, 2007

Jewish Interest

Absurd interest rate charged by Jews for a loan. Typically, the interest alone is exponentially greater than the original loan amount, even only a few moments after the loan is accepted.

*Monday 11:44 AM*
Shaun: Ey yo Eli lemme borrow a quarter brah.
Elijah: Heh, sure man but I charge interest if I don't get it back in a day.
Shaun: Kay brah I gotchu.
*Tuesday 11:45 AM *
Shaun: Yo Eli here ya go brah-
Elijah: ... Where's the other $5,831?
Shaun: Aw shiiiit I forgot you use Jewish Interest....

by Celestial Guardian November 1, 2016