Instagrab

Grabbing someone's phone while they are trying to show you a photo or video.

Ryan: Hey Tom, check out this photo I just took of your beard.

Tom: Let me see (grabs phone from Ryan's hand).

Ryan: I hate it when you instagrab my phone like that!

by tmaile November 4, 2013

Instagrate

To anger or provoke people on Instagram.

Combination of the words instigate and Instagram

Girl 1: Look at mi in dis pic guyyyzzz no makup or editing!!

Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/

Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?

by MacaroniMan March 3, 2013

Instacrash

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.

1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."

by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011

Instagasm

Premature ejaculation

we were going at it, and before he put it in, he instagasmed and went to sleep.

by Markie J August 9, 2009

Instacrap

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.

That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.

by Moonriver March 12, 2010

instagranny

A really old woman who has no idea what she is doing on instagram.

This instagranny needs a nap.

by So says the wise one September 17, 2017

Intagram

A word a mentally ill person like Elijah uses for internet. He’s mentally ed.

Turn on ur intagram

by Chokemeplz February 27, 2019