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fucktard

Someone who is so dumb and annoying that you conclude they are mentally disabled.
What a fucktard s/he must watch Fox News.
by Geof0 September 28, 2012
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A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.

This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011
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1. verb - to discharge a firearm into the head of someone else, generally as punishment for something stupid that they did. Good for use on emo children.
2. noun - the act or instance of one being fucktarded.
1. "After that fool made me look like such an ass, I just busted out with my glock and fucktarded the bastard, spilling the contents of his head upon the nearby wall."

2. ***my pal shoots some emo child in the head***
Me: "man that was a damn sweet fucktard there."
by skerj December 28, 2005
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a variation of etard (person who is fucked up on e), another variation: drunktard
hey dawgs! look at that messed up fucktard/etard/drunktard
by ace February 8, 2003
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Rarely thinks before talks. Bags on peeps who ain't fucktards. No one should abuse themselves by being a fucktard.
See that fucktard over there? Dancing? throwing gang signs? Yah, that guy! Wanna mug him? C'mon! okay, lets fuck with him! Fuck that shit, let's can him! Then it's settled
by why do you care? June 26, 2003
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an urban dictionary editor who rejects your coll submissions because he is a uncle fucker.
i can't believe that fucktard rejected my entry--he was probably giving his uncle a tony danza.
by mscarn01 May 23, 2009
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your being such a josh

your a josh
by very cleva guy May 25, 2009
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