Foldin

I'm fucking up

Yo I'm so sick I'm foldin

by Jarslife September 21, 2016

Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.

Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!

by Chaklet Kake June 28, 2010

fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"

"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."

by Ill_Will October 4, 2018

Veiny Fold

When a man cannot get an erection, he folds his flaccid penis in half and penetrates the vagina.

I couldn't get a boner last night because of the adderall I took, so I gave her the veiny fold.

by FoldMeGaGa September 22, 2010

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Fluff and Fold

Dismember and break bones of the deceased, remove all traces, and discard in hefty bags.

How should we handle vic in the bedroom? Do the usual fluff and fold.

by sistalinda May 22, 2017

Fold

A person who has excess amount of cellulite creating layers of folds under the skin causing a terrible odour if left unkempt.

Connor - Man, what is the reason for that smell ?

Mark - It’s because that lady doesn’t wash under her folds and stinks.

Connor - That’s so nasty, dude !

Mark - That’s just called being fat.

by SkyfallNinja March 6, 2020