Contradiction

Verb - When a person says something, and the person who said it, does the opposite of what he/she said.

"Hey, Lisa, don't eat at McDonalds, its bad for you."
"Kevin, I thought you said not to eat at McDonalds? You said it was bad for you. You're contradicting yourself you know."
(He eats at McDonalds despite telling other people not too.)

"Don't date her, she's not a good influence."
(Then he turns around and dates her, despite what he earlier said.)
"Why would you contradict yourself like that?"

Contradiction

by mufflesnuffle June 9, 2009

don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood

Gangsta-mofo movie about foteys and shiat.

I'm black. Here are some more words because I am black.

by Henry September 28, 2004

contrawesome

–adjective

1. That which is void of any awesome.

"Going to the Black Eyed Peas will be contrawesome."

by Mr. Fingers December 3, 2009

Central Jersey

A place that simply does not exist. People who believe this mythical land use others opinion to argue if it is real or not. Apparently, if enough people believe something exists, it means its real.

Tim: You should google Central Jersey while your at it.
Ant: It does not exist.
Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened, thank you for making me come to my senses.
Ant: Its what I do Tim. I help others.
Tim: Now I must save Charles from these lies.
Ant: You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink.

by BrehTacos February 2, 2017

robbie coltrane

The huge, lovable actor who plays Hagrid in the HP movies. Aaw, he's just so huge and cuddly, and when he has his Hagrid costume on, you just want to grab a huge toothbrush and start scrubbing him down. And give him a huge rubber ducky...

Robbie Coltrane is just so big, like a teddy bear. Don't you just wuv him?

by Sabrina aka Ronniekins328 May 31, 2006

Catholic Central

Although CC seems to win every single sports game they participate in, the students have their heads up their own asses and think all other schools are inferior.

"Dude our football team is playing Catholic Central tomorrow"
"Why don't you just quit now?"

by Laxxbro December 5, 2009

Grand Central

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.

Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.

by Jon June 18, 2004