chowned

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

by Henry May 13, 2005

blazin

Cool and the best. The coolest damn thing.

Mr. P's Pizza
One of my homies thinks it's just blazin!

by Henry May 26, 2004

tulow

fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women's vagina. And the women begins to shake and have an orgasm

durning a threesome......
Hillary:Sammy stop moving!
Bari:Sammy what's stuck up there?
Sammy:Oh it must be tulows I get them all the time, they aren't contagious

by henry December 30, 2004

plastic fantastic lover

Not a common saying, but a saying for a dildo

A song by Jefferson Airplane is called plastic fantastic lover

by Henry May 02, 2005

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 02, 2005

Mud Hamper

A HUGE ass.

Look at the Mud-Hamper on that little Latina.

by Henry April 10, 2004

funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.

"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."

by Henry June 11, 2006