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A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.
some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...
by The_Real_One_ March 04, 2018
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The most laziest person on planet earth who will prop his feet up on a fucking desk all day
you be acting like a coltrane do work bitch!!!
by bigherm2011 March 25, 2011
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A unique high you experience when you take at least 4 valium and smoke a gram or so of marijuana, preferably raspberry kush but it works with any strain, and listen to old John Coltrane records on vinyl
Guy 1: “tonight’s gonna be crazy, we’re gonna do the ol’ Coltrane and order some pizzas, you should stop by”

Guy 2: “Sounds fun I’ll totally be there”
by TheJoker047 July 22, 2018
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pimpness with red glasses , hte act of bien fly sexy fly fresh
chnapp that kid just showed some hardcore coltrane when he hooked up with that hot babe
by coltrane911 April 30, 2008
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