Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007

Bakery

A Woman who has enough fat rolls to open up a large scale baking operation.

oh my god she was a total bakery! Dude nice slummin on that bakery

by dJJazzyJeff123 March 6, 2010

Eggs 'n Bakey

An equivalent colloquial term for eggs and bacon.

Usually: wakey wakey eggs 'n bakey

by Ruckus June 23, 2006

Bakery

A woman that is extremely attractive and has "cakes"(big breasts) and some hot buns (butt)

"Yo look at dat fine girl over there"
"Ah ya man look at dem cakes"
"And dat ass!"
"Mhm dat there is a bakery"

by That guy u know but don't know July 31, 2013

baked

Baked...The after affect of smoking a fat blunt!!

Shit I'm fucken ~Baked~ !!

by DopieDea April 21, 2006

phantom braker

driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder.

I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.

by Ya Momz May 3, 2005

bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.

by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006