blumpkin slave

one who is damned to give blumpkins for the rest of eternity. usually likes them

george w bush your mother your grandmother your aunt your next door neighbor your baby sitter your sister etc.

by Justin April 28, 2003

Blumpkin Grenade

Similar to the Jizz Grenade. While recieving a blumpkin, you shit in a big balloon rather than using the toilet. Then have 6-9 of your friends masturbate to you and your partner and then when cumming, jizz into the balloon. Once the blumpkin reciever is cumming, he then jizzes into the ballon. They then throw it at a victim yelling BOMBS AWAY!!. This makes a prank that a victim will never forget for many many years.

Alan: Man, Mitch is such a fucking dick.

Nick: Hey tomorrow lets build a blumpkin grenade so we can teach that bastard a lesson!

by big faaat albert March 26, 2010

Super Bowl Blumpkin

A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.

Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.

by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

Rusty Blumpkin

receiving oral sex on the toilet with the runs or very bad diarea.

I took a mean ass shit last night but my girl came in and gave me a rusty blumpkin.

by Si Julio February 18, 2009

blumpkin vagina platypus

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.

The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.

by SHOWTIME March 6, 2005

Blumpkin

Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.

Yo' bitch gave me a blumpkin last night when yas left fa smokes.

by C bass August 27, 2007

blumpkin lite

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

by jotthedot May 24, 2006