2.5

A rent-a-cop, security guard at the mall, half of a 5.0

The 2.5 yelled at me for loitering out front of the mall even though i was smoking.

by Knotfal JOe April 28, 2008

2 skinnee j's

A band where all of the members are named Larry. They split up due to the erectile dysfunction of one of the members. Larry Jambowitski was the lead guitarist afflicted with the problem. His wedding vegetables became caught in the oven door while trying to feed his dog. The lead vocalist, Larry Vehemently, was arrested for stealing little boys underwear. He spent 11 days in jail. The lead bassist was Larry Appleton. He was murdered by Balki Bartokomous. The drummer, Lance Elott, often referred to as Elephant Tusk was sold into the Peruvian Slut trade.

Lenny : Look at that bag of doughnuts...
Marc: Where are my onion bags?
Lenny: Didn't they sing for Onionbox and the Crotchmonsters?
Anton: Nope...2 skinnee j's

by Cabbagelou July 23, 2009

2 + 2 = 5

Part of the Book "1984", It shows how Big Brother has brainwashed the people so much that they belive 2+2=5.

"... 2+2=4 dude"
"pft not in 1984 it isnt"

by Fuji May 13, 2005

2 girls 1 finger

Worse than 2 girls 1 cup, goddamn, I didn't think it could get any worse...but it does.

Dude 1: 2 girls 1 finger is way more fucked up than 2girls1cup.

Dude 2: Yeh, I heard it killed the same grandma from the grandma reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup when she saw it.

by Fatty1234567 January 1, 2008

2 Genders

There is Only 2 genders, nothing more, nothing less, the rest are mere mental disorders

Retard: 89 GENDAS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad: There are only 2 genders lmao

by dayunez December 10, 2022

2 Step

To jet/dip/evade a problematic situation with haste and urgency.

1. Shit boi, I jus' laid down the law on that wasteman but he ain't movin for shit, man i gotta 2 step the fuck out of this joint.

2. I was well on stayin at his crib and passing the dutchie for a few more hours but some pigs parked up out front so i leapt in my slab and 2 stepped.

3. I was at my bitches crib blud and laid a fucking massive fudge dragon in her shitter, the fucking thing didn't flush so I had to 2 step out looking fresh like I ent got a clue what went down.

by Alski007 February 21, 2009

2 in 1

Two products combined to produce a unique 'super product' This is usually a cheap marketing trick aimed at duping consumers into buying poor quality merchandise.

"Hey man your TV/VCR 2 in 1 is broken again"
"That shampoo/conditioner 2 in 1 has really fucked your hair"

by JP O'Brien July 27, 2006