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2+2=4

Something you should know if you're not a fucking idiot.
John: The earth is round
Flimmothy Fortoldueth the Fourty First: Oh I'm sorry what's next? Are you gonna telly me 2+2=4? Whats you're next brilliant idea?
John: *your
by OMORBIUS October 30, 2022
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2+2=4

2+2=4-1=3 quick maths.... every days mans on the block... smoke trees.... I see your girl in the park... that girl is a uckers
by bigbootybigbitch April 21, 2018
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How do you know it's not a false thing you believe that helps you survive? Jesus christ Alex the second I called you out as a plant you HARD SPIRALED into the Jordan Peterson nonsense tower. You're spiraling HARD right now?
Hym "Because if you have 2 to apples in a bucket and you place 2 more apples into that same bucket... You not have IIII ๐Ÿ‘ˆ this many. You can change the term you use to represent IIII ๐Ÿ‘ˆ This many. You can call 'that many' 4 or four or IV or, shit, you can even call it 5! That being said, there COULD VERY WELL BE some kind of hidden mathematical principle that affects 2+2=4 in some significant way. But, it's just low hanging fruit at this point. That's year 1 stuff. We're past all that."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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2+2=4-1

Righ so this meme has been out for like a week and it's over used
2+2=4-1 that's 3 quick maths, the ting goes ssssssskkkkkkkrrrrrr
by JamieMac12121269 September 20, 2017
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2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths

A common fraise for easy math, often used by 10 year olds still dabbing and flossing thinking their cool
Basically defining a simple math statement

Kindergartener: Math, what does that mean?

Big Shaq: 2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths
by bign00b June 6, 2019
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2+2=4-1

The great big shaq once told the biggest mathematical theorem which was 2+2+4-1 which was hardest question
are you able to solve this "2+2=4-1"
yea i can
OH MY GOD ARE YOU BIG SHAQ
yes i'm
by not big shaq November 2, 2017
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2+2=4 does not=2+2=4

Inter-subjectively

Hym "I really don't think that's the issue. I think when I say 'God is Evil' you hear 2+2=5. So, 2+2=4 does not=2+2=4. Unless... Do you think whether or not God is good is subjective? Either subjective or objective. If it's objective, it's either objectively good or it's objectively evil. If so, which is it? O'Connor let's it. And that's the problem with the online discourse. You're allowed to say 2+2=5 all you want but you aren't allowed to BE Nick Fuentes or ๐Ÿ‘‰ Let me ask you this: How is what Nick Fuentes believes any different from someone who believes in Sharia law? He's a theocract. So he believes the state should be controlled by the religion (which is what Shraria). Whay else? The women have a role? Anti-Lgbt? Your protestations about him (and me) being in public entirely validates their 'Islamophobia.' The can just transpose his beliefs onto the believes of the Muslims and say 'This guy believes what they believe and even THEY don't want them here!'
And you give them an excuse to be dismissive and ignore you on the topic. Which is what they're doing. And you can probably broaden that and say they can transpose THAT onto the the Palestinians and THAT justifies them being dismissive about the protests! And THAT is where the 'If those protesters when to Gaza... (They would get thrown off a roof for being gay or something being the insinuation)' rhetoric comes from. All justified by you without you realizing it. That's why they use the plants. That's the point of doing it. They set you up to approve of 'Islamophobia' by boosting a guy with a Quasi-Sharia interpretation of the religion. they watch you justify excising him from society, you say 'It's not the religion it's the fundamentalism', and then they can internalize that and say 'The fundamentalism is why I'm doing this!' I mean, you're like God's bipolar girlfriend. 'StoOoOop! You're hurting him!' But the bombs keep falling. They'll ignore you and just keep doing whatever they're doing all justified by your own manufactured consent. It's the conservative rhetoric not dismissive? But I digress... The idea that 2+2=4 does not=2+2=4 (inter-subjectively) speaks to a broader point about how people justify behavior or decision and what people accept as true. I could even go further and say it speaks to how people justify 'Evil.' But I'll have to get into that later."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2024
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