Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.

Now I’ve got blue balls all day!

by BarryBaz September 7, 2023

Blue Poppy

A person who cares about their hand soaps.

Look at John in that Bath&Body Works. What a blue poppy...

by 192375 October 15, 2018

BLUE Patricide 5.0

Killing the old man for his prized zap-electric-BLUE 5.0 liter Ford Mustang so a I could tool around Lansingville/Drydenberg!

The devil BLUE my old man's brains out so I could have his BLUE 5.0 liter Mustang, by definition BLUE Patricide 5.0!

by Matthew John Zappala January 29, 2025

Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching about evil commie muslims eating babies, and looking for a jackboot to lick.

"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020

The Blue Devils

When someone has taken so many drugs (especially cocaine), they are very angry and confrontational.

Derek got the blue devils for sure. He was gonna punch me.

by Tj567 April 29, 2020

blue lottery

When your a victim of excessive force or harassment from a police officer or department and will easily win a lawsuit case against them resulting in you gaining alot of money

Mark: Yo did you here Johnny got his nose broken by a cop just beacuse he didnt show his ID?

Sam: Yeah that fucking blows but he just won the blue lottery, hes bout to have mad cash.

by Catalyst10 June 3, 2019

Blue balls

When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”

Yo so I was at my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?

Well you see my chick gave me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.

by Shupy April 12, 2021