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Dick Fishing

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.
Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.
by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011
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Dick Penis

Someone who is such a cock that just calling them a dick, cock or knob just won't do
Why, you my friend are beyond a Dick, your a ruddy dick penis!
by Antony - D March 28, 2008
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dick on a stick

dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.
Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
by da doctar October 18, 2008
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zeus dick

an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.
I railed this chick last night and tour her pussy up for four hours with my zeus dick.
by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009
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dick shoe

One who feels he has the positional authority to be an asshole, even though it's not in the job description, i.e. every boss you've ever had.
He's making my life hell for no reason! What a dick shoe.
by Bob Dickshoe October 28, 2009
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Dick Leash

When a girl is on an imaginary leash of a guy, meaning he has power or control over her in a way that she more or so bends to his whim. The male figure does not have to be a boy friend but just a male who has control. The girl may be under said male's charm, physical attraction, or some other trait that the girl takes interest in. It may also be from black mail or some sort of manipulative control to make said girl bend to their will and do what they please.
Samantha: Hey, did you see the new tron movie?

Ronny: Did I say you could talk, bitch? Speak only when spoken to, fucking bitch
Samantha: Your right :\ I'm sorry.
David: (whispers) Hey luke, is it me or does Ronny seem to have Sam on a total dick leash?

Luke: yeah man i totally agree.

(girl is tying shoes for a friend who asked her to tie his shoes)

Person 1: Well someone seems to be on a pretty tight dick leash.
Public bystanders: (laughing)
by Bferrari24 January 8, 2011
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Dick Switch

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"
1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?
by shisms May 12, 2010
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