Fish-cat

When the photographs of an individual look worse than their real life looks, be it on purpose, or due to their lack of self-obsession and/or photography skills.

Dude1: Dude how do you get any matches with these pics?
Dude 2: WDYM? I like taking weird selfies!
Dude 1: No homo, my guy, but you're a fish-cat
Dude 2: Nah man, get outta here.

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

Pussy cat

Some are hairy some have no hair. Sometimes pussy cats stink very badly because their owner does not wash them. They taste very good as a midnight snack.

I love jenessas pussy cat it's very clean and does not stink.

by Pussydeafeater69 December 22, 2021

mizong_cat

...shes behind you...

Person1: DUUDEEE IM TELLING YOU. mizong_cat IS EVERYWHERE
Person2: you must've made her mad...?
Person1: wdym?
Person2: once you piss her off shes never gonna forget bud.

by 123302i5msiqfa December 26, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

kitty cat

the most adorable thing in the world

can i have your kitty cat for 100$ no its to kute

by im a furry January 4, 2022

Wampus cat

A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.

The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.

by Big big boi January 6, 2022

Mother Cat

A 150Iq+ woman who is breast feeding cats and turn them into cat girls in order to remove every discord virgin who stays 17+ hours on discord and dont get any bitches.

Guy 1: this woman is Mother Cat
Guy 2:Yes,She must be god

by Stray Shopping cart February 10, 2022