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Lardy fart 

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
Lardy fart by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023
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Beer Fart 

Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.

(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.
As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.
Beer Fart by KillerBebe February 21, 2023

head fart 

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.
They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
head fart by WhateverJack March 7, 2023

Guinness fart

A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold

Old Fart 

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.
Well old fart, you aren’t getting any younger any younger.”
Old Fart by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

Pebble Fart 

The skidding sound that is made when you are riding a skateboard and your wheel gets stopped by a pebble, usually sending you flying.
Tony was ripping on the sidewalk when he went flying and landed on his ass. I didn't see it, but I heard a pebble fart right before it happened.
Pebble Fart by NinjaDogma April 5, 2023