kidnapture 

word to define a combination of kidnapping and capturing of an enemy force; kidnaptured, kidnapturing, kidnapturer, kidnapturee

The Lieutenant warned his Soldiers of the threat of kidnapture in an Najaf to impress a smoking hot female.

kidnapture by russtee1979 July 13, 2009

Kidcom 

Sitcoms written specifically to entertain kids. Can be found all over the Disney Channel (Hannah Montana, Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Wizards of Waverly Place, That's So Raven, etc.) and Nickelodeon (iCarly, True Jackson VP). But kidcoms go as far back as Saved by the Bell back in the day.

I think Sonny with a Chance is a much better kidcom than Hannah Montana!

Kidcom by BlackNerd October 30, 2009

Kidpropriate 

An experience or object appropriate for a child.

Do you think Grand Theft Auto is kidpropriate?

Kidpropriate by JiggyMac April 1, 2010

Kidcentric

A syndrome wherein a person only talks about what their kids do, say, etc. Such individuals are under the false impression that everyone else cares.

Jeez he is so kidcentric! He just won't shut up about his kids. I feel like I am raising them myself!

Kidcentric by birdog98765 August 6, 2010

Kidification

The ability of children to leave behind signs of their presence wherever they go...leaving fingerprints on all surfaces, ruining the paint job on walls and cars, destroying carpeting, dropping clothes wherever (except where they belong), and having their toys strewn about everywhere.

When you ride in my car, don't leave any kidification behind!

Please remove your kidification from the livingroom and kitchen.

Parents live with kidification until the children go off to college or move out. We are a patient bunch.

Kidification by pm 360 December 30, 2010

Kidmaniac 

A fan of Nicole Kidman. Somebody who sees all of her work and considers her to be one of the greatest actors of all time. Akin to a "Twihard".

John is a kidmaniac, he's seen all of her movies and thinks she should have won at least three Oscars by now.

Kidmaniac by stalepopcornau November 7, 2012

kidophile 

A high schooler who enjoys texting and talking to middle schoolers. Not necessarily a pedophile but enjoys interacting with younger teenagers.

Guy 1: "You're in 10th grade, and how old is your girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "13."
Guy 1: "Dude, you're such a kidophile."

kidophile by Jessycanda November 4, 2013