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Dick Verandah

A bigass gut that covers your cock like a verandah.
Jef: Shit man, see that fat fuck over there?
Cletus: No shit - thats what you call a dick verandah!
by nuttaaa November 11, 2018
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Dick Magic

When a girl says one minute she's not giving it up so you put the charm and then the next min she's ready to go .
Girl, i was so pissed at him, I told him no sex this weekend, but buy sunday morning he had me wanting it so bad I gave it up. He must of used the dick magic on me.
by Hotpoketz November 12, 2018
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Dick Samaritan

Someone who brags every time they do a good deed to make them look good. Also someone who makes a spectacle of themselves when they do something nice or inconveniences others with their good deeds.
Chris took a picture of his hand putting money into the Salvation Army kettle and posted it on Instagram. Chris is a Dick Samaritan.

Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.

The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.
by Sweetiegirl77 November 15, 2018
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Dick Pioneer

A state of being that one achieves when they have inserted their penis into a space where no penis has ever been before.
Some men would use a second hand flesh light, and some would argue it's better to be a dick pioneer.
by Pionwiener December 4, 2018
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dick cheese mc fuzzy boi

oh man that guy was a total dick cheese mc fuzzy boi
by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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Dick Watcher

When another man is obsessed with who are sleeping with. They often ask for pics or videos of your dick. The go by the name RICH Chevy
That guy is dick watcher. He just asked for a picture
by Dexter187 January 19, 2019
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DICK MUSTARD

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.
That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!
by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019
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