Definitions by nuttaaa

Dick Verandah 

A bigass gut that covers your cock like a verandah.

Jef: Shit man, see that fat fuck over there?
Cletus: No shit - thats what you call a dick verandah!

Dick Verandah by nuttaaa November 11, 2018

Dirty Jef 

To have unprotected sex whilst knowing that you have an STD and not telling your partner

Cletus: dude, i dirty jef'd this bird last night
Friend: oh yeh? you should really wear a helmet next time
Cletus: nah fuck it, bitch be itching for dayz

Dirty Jef by nuttaaa August 26, 2018