2 definitions by nuttaaa

Dick Verandah

A bigass gut that covers your cock like a verandah.

Jef: Shit man, see that fat fuck over there?
Cletus: No shit - thats what you call a dick verandah!

by nuttaaa November 12, 2018

Dirty Jef

To have unprotected sex whilst knowing that you have an STD and not telling your partner

Cletus: dude, i dirty jef'd this bird last night
Friend: oh yeh? you should really wear a helmet next time
Cletus: nah fuck it, bitch be itching for dayz

by nuttaaa August 27, 2018