whacksturbate

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

by ghoof June 11, 2006

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wee-whacker

A modified version of the weed-whacker, varying from its predecessor in that its blades have been replaced with dildos. Most often used for erotic play and the destruction of peecicles.

Using the wee-whacker, Spanky diligently detached the peecicles from the bush.

by La-Lindsey February 5, 2005

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Weed Whacker

Someone who stops you from smoking chronic. It can be a very hard time for your bad self, so dont cut your wiener off.

"Hey dude, lets go smoke some weed"
"No dude, Come inside and play some video games"
"Whatever dick face...your just being a weed whacker"

by Lenord January 2, 2008

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Whack

A person who is half black and half white. Hence the wh-ack WHite and blACK.

Wow, I didn't know Kate was whack!

by Country female April 25, 2008

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whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

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"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."

"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"

by Badass721 March 10, 2010

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