I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

Zero Trust

People’s new attitude towards opportunist right-wing demagogues and conspiracists in an age of fake news and falsehood about the coronavirus pandemic, who make light of the high number of infections and deaths plaguing their countries.

In an age of Trumpism, and racism and supremacism clothed in white Christianity, it’s no surprise that there’s zero trust among millions of voters of all ethnic groups and economic backgrounds vis-à-vis their corrupt or inept “leaders.”

by MathPlus April 3, 2021

torstein

A word that describes worthlessness.

I have never felt so torstein.

Dude, your car is torstein.

by budda April 8, 2005

Tursty

It's when you need to go to the bathroom but the toilet seat is rusted so your gonna get Tetnis because you didn't get your tetnis shot

Don't go to the bathroom when your tursty

by jdesert05 May 19, 2017

trustfundafarian

a trustfundafarian is usually a Caucasian or Asian with dread locks who buys his weed with his parents riches, or their trust fund.

Mary: have you met bob yet?
Jane: the white guy with dreads?
Mary: yah, such a trustfundafarian

by trustfundafarian October 18, 2012

in god we trust

for some reason, this phrase can be found on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right

guy 2: its fucked up too...

by brian December 28, 2005

trustifarian

An infamous poster at the infamous law school discussion forum autoadmit.com who was infamously responsible for the evacuation of Hastings Law School.

Damn. How did trustifarian explain that to his parents?

by Jerry Cruncher March 5, 2008