eye stabbin' goodness

A noun or action that has all the goodness of stabbin eyes.

"That muffin - eye stabbin' goodness

by Tony Q August 27, 2007

ball stabber

My asshole cat that will hospitalize anyone who is of the male gender

Friend: Hows your cat been
Me: you mean ball stabber?

by Your local tsundere January 18, 2021

Anton Van Staaden

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.

I met the most needy person today!
"It must have been Anton Van Staaden"

by The Noogie October 25, 2019

soft spot stabber

A male sporting a penis with above-average length but below-average girth, performing vaginal penetrative sex with a pregnant female.

My girlfriend wants me to fuck her, but I'm afraid I'll be a soft spot stabber.

by sdaynoam October 8, 2022

Saab 9-3

A gangsta ass car that only gangsta ass Jewish kids drive

Damn thats a super fly Jew in that Saab 9-3

by GJEW July 21, 2011

stabed

when reading a paragraph and you pronounce stabbed wrong, and the person next to you wont stop laughing.

i just stabed someone in the back.

by brenda4375t87t9 December 14, 2010

poop staber

when your getting your salad tossed which means getting your asshole eattin out, do you pefer jelly or suryp. kyle turpie perfers suryp. vincent likes it straight up.

that john vincent is sure a fucking poop staber

by F.U.B.A.R. September 13, 2004