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Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.
Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!
by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019
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Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life
Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.
by Teen shizz August 30, 2019
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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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singering

A combination of "singer" and "singing." Can be used to mean either, but is usually used to talk about how someone sings, as it reflects both the SINGER and the quality of their SINGING!
Mark's singering was fantastic, I can't believe it!
I went to a concert last night, ugg, the singering was horrible!
by Christina S December 16, 2007
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single

Adjective:
1. Indicates that something is one, as opposed to two or more. Contrasts with double, triple.
2. Not currently in a relationship

Noun:
1. Something that is only one, as opposed to two or more.
2. A person who is not currently in a relationship.
3. A room, as in a college, for one person.
4. The standard, 4-panel mode in DDR.

Verb:

1. To isolate. Used in the expression "to single out."
I'll have a single scoop of ice cream.
by Dellsareslow October 11, 2012
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Single wife

Girl who acts single but is married
Ex. A girl who is single but married but she fucks around is a single wife
by Yoitskay March 12, 2017
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single handily

How a person who has an IQ under 70 says "single-handedly".
Trump single handily Made America Great Again.

AOC has the nerve to want healthcare for all, a greener future for our kids, and a living wage for everyone which is something the Americans are too intelligent to go for, she has single handily put an end to all "dumb blonde" jokes.
by KD121 September 22, 2020
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