rooster

Someone who is know to have a large penis and uses it to seduce women. Although his greatest physical trait is his penis he is always more intersted in getting money by any {OG} means nessacary

Dino "Dude nick is such a rooster. He slept with three girls last week and is still out {grinding}."
Doug "That rooster is such an {OG}."

by roostersaurus rex March 10, 2009

Rooster rider

one who rides the roosters

cluck cluck cluck D***d rides the roosters

by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003

Rooster Illusion

The delusion that ones penis is larger than it actually is. This mirage causes the afflicted to troll social web sites proving his 'superiority' in all things. See: Douchnozzle

He is an asshole because he suffers from rooster illusion

by Hyperkinetic April 21, 2011

roasted cunt muffin

domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry

mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil

by john and the showerettes June 22, 2006

roasted chin nuts

it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.

"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"

by Logan October 4, 2003

rooster combs

the flabby and loose pieces of skin that hang from the vagina.

look at the scabs on her rooster combs!

by button January 13, 2005

rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

by Sharpy August 25, 2004