Penis 

Verb. To bang, screw, get jiggy with.

"I really wanted to penis this girl, but turns out she's a freshman."

Penis by dragonsteak May 21, 2009

penis 

Something Nick Cinqurnelli doesn't have

He has a vagina

penis by Kyle June 28, 2003

penis 

long thick and hard tool used to give chicks pleasure

my boyfriend

penis by dik August 19, 2003

penis 

oh... a penis is... a whores best friend ! YUMMY!!

oh that whore sure loved that penis she was sucking on, oh right thats the only friend she has...L-O-S-E-R

penis by SASSY June 28, 2006

penis 

the male organ which has the most attraction for a babe of 14 years to 90 years old lady.

in daily life example

penis by moghul khan June 13, 2005

penis 

A male tube which is used to drill into a vagina. And squirt juices. Also sometimes put in the but and rubs against the cliteris for a nice n' steady ass fuck.

my penis is bent so bad I use it to hold towels

penis by William hung the second March 9, 2007

penis 

an object or organ in the male body that occupies 99% of our time, interest, and brain. Also something that many guys keeps fiddling with and grabbing especially in public.

me talkin to myself: ohh i gotta go look up some more fuckin porno on redtube and jerk off so my penis would stop buggin me.

penis by bobbykal August 27, 2009