opting out

Can apply to absolutely ANYTHING!

After you've said 'im opting out', there really isnt anything the other person who you opted out from can do!

NOTE: After one person has opted out of something, the other person cannot say, "im opting out of you opting out" etc.. thats it, Opting Out is FINAL>

Police officer: "erm, lads, im gonna have to put you under

arrest for that"

You: "im sorry boys, im opting out"

Police officer: "......arg..oo..ou..erm, fair enough lads, well said, i cant really do much now can i, ill cya later"

You: "alright mate, just go for cruise in yah car or something"

police officer: "will do"

by Sam-Top May 13, 2006

Optimize

This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.

"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."

by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007

Optimus Wang

The friendly neighbourhood pimp with an obsession for hentai

That guy has SO MANY CHICKS!! He is Optimus Wangin'

by anonymoulous June 15, 2003

Optimize

Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.

I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.

by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE July 9, 2011

optimized

To make the best, or for the most effective results

-this app is optimized for iPhone.... -

*this app is optimized for the iPhone...

by Redfoxx33 June 30, 2015

Tonya Harding Option

A political strategy being considered by the Clinton campaign to destroy the viability of Barack Obama's political campaign. To compromise your opponent's ability to compete: see Tonya Harding

Employing the Tonya Harding Option in this campaign, is to risk political suicide.

by Guido1 March 25, 2008

Optic

tard, homo, gay, queir, see: Nexor

omg ur so fukn optic...

by Ryan Young November 16, 2003