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once you go black you'll never go back 

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".
"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong it’s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. That’s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."
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Trolls Never Die 

A corollary of Murphy's Law that suggests that terrible people cannot succeed in destroying themselves however hard they try. Evidenced by the inevitable survival of the drunk driver who wipes out an entire family on their way home from Sunday morning services. It is the inverse of nice people getting cancer.
A family riding in a mini-van was struck head-on allegedly by an illegal alien, who was found to have a blood-alcohol content of more than two and a half times the legal limit, police documents show. The three occupants of the mini-van were pronounced dead on the scene by paramedics. Mr. Horhay Beaner only suffered minor bruises and abrasions and was treated at a near by hospital. Yet another example of how "TROLLS NEVER DIE."

You don't know, you've never been raped 

A response used when one person calls another one out on their bullshit.
"I don't think your life is as bad as you claim."
"You don't know, you've never been raped!"

THE BELLS THE BELLS THE THE NEVER ENDING BELLS HUEHGH

Death or L Lawliet summarized
“THE BELLS THE BELLS THE THE NEVER ENDING BELLS HUEHGH“ means he became deaded because of a Shinigami all credit to death note buts its really fast

theres never not not nuttin 

A word used a lot by a Youtuber called "jacksfilms"
He uses it in a Youtube series called "Your Grammar Sucks" and mostly in raps
"Theres never not not nuttin stop being a rude"

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit 

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
I
N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit
Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

save it for never

this is when you want to tell someone a totally gross or raunchy storybut they are in the middle of eating so you tell them you'll tell it later but they ask you to save it for never
female: boy this sure is a good sandwich

male: did i ever tell you about the time i found that dead squirrel in my backyard?

female: can't you see i'm eating, save it for never!
save it for never by h2o boy November 28, 2011