matchomania

matchomania is a single person who is obsessed with matchmaking

sandra, 23, single, a call centre worker

sandra: hi nana, there's a man i spoke to today at work whose just split up with his girlfriend,he's looking to date again, i mentioned you to him

nana: oh not again sandra, i've told you i'm 79 and not interested in dating, you need help with this matchomania obsession, now fuck off i'm watching jerry springer

by billy122q November 12, 2011

matchturbate

subscribing to match.com for the sole purpose of masturbating to photos opposed to searching for a match.

Dude : I'm going home to matchturbate.

Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.

by vegasbite September 29, 2013

meachem

It is the act of masturbating with nitroglycein

That dude meachem'd and his dick got blown off

by bandshoe69 March 15, 2014

Matchett

A word that describes Alex Lichtenberg's piss poor Nintendo 64 skills.

"Damn Alex, you are so Matchett at Super Smash Bros. Why don't you just go play mario kart? Oh wait you're matchett at that too."

by TheCoolestEngineer May 11, 2014

matchurbate

When you masturbate to your new tinder match.

Bro I got this dime on tinder yesterday, couldn't help but matchurbate.

by PCtheDon October 11, 2015

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Matchsticks

An australian game, where you hit the fingers of other players in an attempt to eliminate your opponents hands.

"Hey Damien, want to play matchsticks?"

"Crickey mate, id be up for it!"

by Boomerang-Man February 21, 2017