Marcus Allan

An illness with symptoms such as sudden elephantitus of the penis and unbelievable beard growth!

"I've got a right case of the Mark Allans today!"

by Graham Honey July 5, 2004

Marcus defty

A guy with a small dick and messed up freinds who put shit on porn hub and lie about shagging girls . Also a guy who is scared of Fanny’s and could also be know as small dick defty.

Marcus defty: yes u did shag him I don’t even understand why your still lying.

I don’t have a small dick.

by Soluman Buckley casem December 29, 2018

marcus gunnarsen

A sexy motherfucker

Big mac = marcus gunnarsens dick

by Hot.gunnarsen December 11, 2016

Marcus Sai

a fat shit. he’s fat and is probably ugly, usually british.

Hey!! That man right there is such a fat shit dick!! He stole my food and called me a whore!!

Well that right there is what we call a Marcus Sai..

by marcussai June 13, 2020

Marcus Gundersen

Marcus Gundersen is a person who enjoys incest with his little sister, he also drinks more apple juice than water thats why his skin is so dumb and ugly. Marcus Gundersen is also per definiton the human form of bearnaise sauce and has the same attitude.

Furthermore a Marcus Gundersen likes to dip his penis in peanutbutter so that his tiny stupid twerking dog likes to lick it off for Marcus Gundersen's enjoyment.

That guy is such a Marcus Gundersen

Marcus Gundersen dumb fat stinky

by MarcusStinkyMan May 12, 2022

marcus marcus

dumb

God, I hope my kid don't turn out like marcus marcus.

by Bucketman2 March 1, 2017

Marcus Daniel Jr Boss III

Marcus Daniel Jr Boss III, one of the longest names in history but one of the best ones. He will be kinda dumb because he will make some dumb choices like play ice hockey in California or something like that. But one of the hottest guys you will ever meet and gives the best sex, it is just the BEST. But other than that he is big looking but just a giant teddy bear, very loving and soft.

"Marcus Daniel Jr Boss III is the hottest" ,Hoe

by bdog1224 May 6, 2020