The best, best friend duo in the world!! Nobody can ever break up this group of friends. Have an unbreakable bond. If yu see this duo you should avoid because they would rock yo shii. They are nice,funny,honest,and energetic.(like a lot…) Never can be broken up. If yur name is jewel and marcus you need to be love the other person because they would be and awesome best friend!!!!!
Person #1: You see Marcus and Jewel
Person #2: yeh wat about them
Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie
Person #2: yeh wat about them
Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie
by FsFsmarc November 29, 2021
by Nova Amped XIII April 06, 2016
The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.
Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!
by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024
The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.
Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!
by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024
my brother and bestie
by kevmebob August 27, 2022
He is a legend at most high schools. Some people hate him, but other people likes him. If you fuck with him, you'll be beaten until you are uncounsious.
by macusthesavage May 07, 2019
Marcus Jones AKA: MajorCensus.
MajorCensus is a legendary online gamer who is an inspirational leader to his soldiers and the PS3 gaming community.
"Maj is a word warrior who also knows his stuff about online shooters".
Marcus is a good friend of mine.
Is'nt Maj MIA?
Is'nt that "majorcensus" the leader of SB?
MajorCensus is a legendary online gamer who is an inspirational leader to his soldiers and the PS3 gaming community.
"Maj is a word warrior who also knows his stuff about online shooters".
Marcus is a good friend of mine.
Is'nt Maj MIA?
Is'nt that "majorcensus" the leader of SB?
Hey Census, why dey all call'n you "Marcus Jones" ?
Hey Maj, aint your name an anagram of your real name?
Marcus Jones is the Real PSN: MajorCensus!
Hey Maj, aint your name an anagram of your real name?
Marcus Jones is the Real PSN: MajorCensus!
by MACHINMA BRO April 17, 2011